Shrek came out 13 years ago
I didn’t know shrek was gay
nothing is more satisfying than someone walking right past ur hiding spot in hide and seek
how old are you
"thatkilljoy" living up to the url i see
when u say something and it comes out meaner than u intended
never microwave a caprisun
what did you do
i microwaved a caprisun
"you’re really quiet"
"you should talk more"
"you know if you just talked more then you wouldn’t be so shy"
"why don’t you just put yourself out there more"
Remember when there was a 7 mile spanking machine on spongebob and no one said anything about it ever
bring me the booty
there should be a two year period after high school where it is socially expected that kids not work or go to school or do anything but take road trips, read books, meet new people, and take lots of pictures
yeah that’s called a gap year… don’t you have that?
Not in America…
Michael Cera agreed to play himself as a complete coke fiend psychopath only because they let him wear his windbreaker.
can’t wait to own dogs with u
sometimes im like yeah but most of the time im like no